How to Tell If Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
If your cat is kneading you, that’s not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, this isn’t a gift. It’s a warning.
How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of cat comics, facts, and instructional guides from the creative wonderland at TheOatmeal.com.
What You’ll Find Inside
- Comedic cat behavior breakdowns
- Realistic interpretations of feline actions
- Fun, educational illustrations from TheOatmeal.com
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Format | Print book |
| Pages | 128 |
| Dimensions | 6 x 9 inches |
| Language | English |
FAQ
Is this book based on real cat behavior?
Yes, the book combines real feline behaviors with humorous, fictionalized interpretations for entertainment and insight.
Can I get a digital version of this book?
Please contact customer service for information about digital formats.
Are the comics in this book original to the book?
The comics are adapted from TheOatmeal.com, a well-known source of cat-related content.

Dominic Brown –
This book is unexpectedly funny and gives a fresh perspective on cat behavior. I laughed out loud when I read about kneading as a medical check-up. Great for cat owners who want to understand their pets in a new light.
Joanne Vaughan –
The humor is spot-on and the explanations are clever. My cat didn’t bring me a dead mouse, but I still found the book entertaining and insightful.
Alan Taylor –
I’ve read a lot of cat books, and this one stands out for its originality and wit. The blend of satire and real facts makes it both fun and educational.