How to Adopt a Human – A Cat’s Guide
Have you ever wondered what your pet thinks of you? How to Adopt a Human is an illustrated and laugh-out-loud guide to having a cat, but told from the cat’s perspective. From the perks and quirks of finding your human, including what to look for when shopping for the perfect one, to what time to wake your human up (and how often) and what to do if you see your human naked, this book will appeal to all cat lovers and maybe even turn some dog lovers too.
What a Cat Sees in a Human
- Softness of the skin
- Smell of the laundry
- Ability to stay still for long periods
- Presence of food and treats
Key Moments in a Cat’s Life with a Human
| Event | What the Cat Does |
|---|---|
| First meeting | Stares intensely, then slowly approaches |
| Waking up the human | Meows at the right time, usually when the human is still asleep |
| Seeing human naked | Stares, then walks away slowly, sometimes with a look of confusion |
FAQ
What makes a good human for a cat?
A good human is someone who doesn’t move too much, has a calm presence, and leaves food and treats available.
Can this book help dog owners understand cats?
Yes, it offers a unique perspective that may help dog owners appreciate the behavior and preferences of cats.
Is the book suitable for children?
The book is illustrated and humorous, making it enjoyable for children and adults alike.
Thomas Campbell –
This book is hilarious and gives a real insight into a cat’s mind. I laughed out loud every time I read it. My cat actually looked at me like I was being serious when I said ‘you’re adopted.’
Olivia Skinner –
As a dog owner, I found this book refreshing. It made me rethink how cats view the world. The illustrations are clear and the tone is perfect for both cats and humans.
Anne Carr –
Funny and clever. I shared it with my friends who have cats. It’s a great way to understand why cats act the way they do. A must-read for any cat lover.
Connor Murray –
The timing of the meows and the descriptions of human behavior are spot-on. My cat has started to mimic the book’s tone when I’m not looking.
Christian Wilkins –
A light-hearted read that brings humor to pet ownership. The table of cat behaviors is especially useful. I now know exactly when to expect a meow.