Brains Are The New Tits Embroidered Iron On Patch
We’re just putting it out there, but tits are overrated. It’s all about the brains. Because sadly tits aren’t going to solve the shit load of problems this planet’s facing… but smart babes with all the knowledge, they will.
How to apply your iron on patch
- Grab your iron
- Heat to a low setting
- Iron patch to your desired surface
- Admire your awesome work!
Top Tip: You can also stitch along the edge for more security.
| Specification | Value |
|---|---|
| Size | 8 x 8.5 cm |
FAQ
Can I use this patch on any fabric?
Yes, this patch is designed to adhere to most fabrics when applied with a low-heat iron.
Is the patch waterproof after application?
Please contact customer service
Can I reposition the patch after applying it?
No, once the patch has been ironed on, it cannot be repositioned.




Samantha Bailey –
Applied the patch to my hoodie and it stuck perfectly. The design is bold and funny, exactly what I was looking for. Easy to use and looks great on the front.
Megan Fraser –
The patch came as described. I used a low heat setting and it adhered well to my denim jacket. A great addition to my wardrobe with a smart, cheeky message.
Alan Parr –
Funny and thoughtful. I love the humor and the message about brains over appearances. Applied it to my backpack and it looks great.
Vanessa Lewis –
It applied well but the edge slightly lifted after a few days. Might need to stitch it down for better durability.